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Posted in Joke of the week on May 24th, 2009
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks every year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that’s not the punch line) to spend a week or two at this home, which happened to be in a [...]
Posted in Joke of the week on May 17th, 2009
“Hello?”
“Hi Honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul”
After a brief pause Daddy says: ” But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul”
“Oh yes I do and he’s up in the bedroom with Mommy right now!”
brief pause
“Okay, here’s what I want you to [...]
Posted in Joke of the week on May 10th, 2009
There was a man who was always late for work because of the rush hour traffic. On this particular day, he comes up to a stop sign, slows down, and then goes though it. A cop pulls him over.. "What are you stopping me for?" the man asked. The [...]
Posted in Joke of the week on May 3rd, 2009
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. [...]
Posted in Joke of the week on Apr 27th, 2009
One day, while walking home from school, young Billy heard a frog call out to him, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess." Billy picked up the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it in his pocket. The frog called out again, "If you kiss me, [...]